Patipatni Ka Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Patni: Tumhen Meri Awaaz Se Bahut Pareshani Hai N Bas Aaj Ke Baad Tum Meri Awaz Nahin Sunoge Pati: Kyon Kya Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho? Patni: Nahin Main Tumhen Bahra Karne Wali Hu
Jab Bhi Aap Mahsus Kare Ki 1. Aapki Patni Behad Khubsurat Hai 2. Tikhe Nayanon Wali Hai 3. Buddhiman Hai Grehlakshmi Hai 4. Aapse Koi Apeksha Nahin Karti Hai 5. Niswarth Swabhav Se Samarpit Hai Tab Samajh Len Jis Madira Ka Sevan Aap Ne Kiya Hai Vah Uchchakoti Ki Hai
Shadi Se Pahle Har Shakhs Apni Hone Wali Bivi Ko Bepanah Chahta Hai Aur Shaadi Ke Baad... . . . . . . Sirf Panah Chahta Hai
Pati Naaraz Hokar Patni Se Baat Nahin Kar Raha Tha Patni: Ab Main 10 Tak Ginugi Agar Tum N Bole To Main Jahar Kha Lungi Patni: 1 4.... 8 Pati Khamosh Patni: 9.... Pati Fir Bhi Chup.... Patni: Bolo N Ples....A Patni Ka Rona Shuru Pati: Ginti Gin.... Ginti Patni: Shukra Hai Aap Bole To Nahin To Main Zahar Khane Hi Wali Thi
Shadi Se Pahle Lagai Jane Wali Haldi Ladaki Ke Liye Beuty Cream Aur Ladake Ke Liye First Aid Hoti Hai
Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere. Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere. Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri. Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!